Theme
4:16am August 21, 2014

shouldnt:

when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

4:14am August 21, 2014

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

4:13am August 21, 2014

roseyposeysunshine:

karkat-doodle-doo:

roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

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*grabby hands* I WANT THEM OMG

THAT LAST ONE IS LITERALLY BEING BORN

OMG

4:13am August 21, 2014

diamoncls:

when a hot guy walks by

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4:13am August 21, 2014
4:13am August 21, 2014

outtatheskies:

WHY DON’T YOU GUYS EVER ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE I WILL DEFINITELY ANSWER THEM

3:37am August 21, 2014

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

3:37am August 21, 2014

“w is not a vowel”

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
3:36am August 21, 2014

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

3:36am August 21, 2014

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

3:35am August 21, 2014

lindsaychrist:

not taking a chance

3:33am August 21, 2014
crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

3:31am August 21, 2014
nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…


This is illegal in 63 galaxies

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

3:29am August 21, 2014

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

4:53pm August 20, 2014

edwardspoonhands:

maureenjohnsonbooks:

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

John’s 2 lines in TFIOS

I originally only had one line, but then Shailene encouraged me to improvise, which I did such a good job of that…yeah. Not in the movie. I’M ON THE DVD, THOUGH!

I coached him.*

* I did not coach John.

THIS IS SUPER WEIRD!